I wouldn’t advise Emerald Princess Captain Martin Stenzel to give up his day job anytime soon to pursue a stand-up comedy career. But his practised, but still priceless response to “This is my first cruise” with “Yes, mine too. I was a truck driver last week” gets a hearty laugh from all on our bridge tour.
Also, as a first-time cruiser, I’m continually surprised by the countless ways there are to enjoy sea days. On board the premium luxury Emerald Princess for a leisurely 6-night cruise meandering across the Tasman with 3,079 others, it ended all too quickly.
Princess Cruises promises, ‘Big ship choice, small ship feel,’ and I decide to take them up on the challenge. It would take a world cruise to complete all the activities on board the Emerald Princess. There are art auctions, Sudoku, Go Pro seminars and basketball shoot-outs. For those who like a flutter, you can try your hand at Texas Hold’em or the Casino.
There are endless kickback and relaxation options for those looking to take Princess Cruises up on their tagline ’Come Back New’. A few hours on your balcony, viewing the densely forested cliffs and snow-capped mountains of Dusky, Doubtful and Milford Sounds is nothing short of magical. The social media ready Sounds require no filters, and at twilight, the sky and ocean melt into one.
Fiordland National Park does make the most scenic backdrop for a romantic, albeit solo, Balcony Breakfast. A silver service start of eggs, smoked salmon, pastries, and a little Nicolas Feuillatte makes me question why I’m not breakfasting like this every day.
The Sanctuary is a tranquil escape with plenty of staff on hand with cool drinks. It’s a zen moment as you contemplate the ship’s churn through the blue. Buy a half or full-day pass to slink into serenity.
The extra comfy Princess Cruises Luxury Bed is so good – dressed in Candice Olson crisp jacquard 100% cotton – where better to catch a movie or TV. Or maybe I should be on deck to watch Movies Under the Stars under a cosy blanket. Or devour some surprisingly good pizza poolside.
The Lotus Spa has an answer for nearly all your ills with a range of treatments, rejuvenations, facials and massages. The thoroughly indulgent Thai Coconut Poultice Massage doubled as an exceptional hair treatment. Emme worked her magic and 50 minutes later, I was blissed to the max.
Princess Cruises has partnered with the National Museum of Australia for a floating exhibition of the Defining Moments in Australian History. The Museum designed and produced 20 panels that showcase the history of Australia. A number of artifacts, including convict leg irons and First Nation stone tools, are also on display. Australians, too, find the exhibition totally absorbing.
Besides the excellent Specialty dining, there are so many ways to explore food on board. There are culinary demonstrations in the Princess Theatre, followed by a galley tour or a chance to pair chocolate with wine at Vines for a delectable Chocolate Journey.
To work off all that delicious Emerald Princess food, and that’s why there’s line dancing, Zumba and Pilates every day. Take a few laps on the walking/running track, or start the morning with Yoga or Pilates. Exploring the ship thoroughly guarantees your 10,000 daily steps.
Don’t miss pre-dinner cocktails. Adagio on Deck 16 Aft is best for a quiet glass or Vines wine list is not only extensive – they throw in complimentary tapas or sushi too.
Voice of the Ocean is exactly that – TV’s popular talent show at sea. Guest auditions progress to a standing-room-only Princess Theatre finale. An unassuming Ronan was crowned ‘Voice of the Ocean’ after a heartfelt but low-key performance.
If you prefer your entertainment over a glass or two, Crooners Bar presents ‘The Scottish One’ from 9 pm. The brash pianist has a razor-edge patter and a repertoire that swings from Frank Sinatra to Tom Waits. Not to be missed.
I think my defining memory will be the crew. They seemed to be enjoying every minute. They were enthusiastic, energetic and always ready to help. Another Princess Cruises catch cry is C.R.U.I.S.E – Courtesy, Respect, Unfailing in Service Excellence. The Emerald Princess crew has that down pat.
Liz Bond was a guest of Princess Cruises.
